Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Rebirth...

The day King of Pop Micheal Jackson died was the day Micheal came to us...




Yes, that's Micheal...we saved it from a life of poverty and suffering, so he can be considered an extremely lucky kitten. And also, like every new member of a family, it must undergo an orientation....and I can say that this kitten wasn't so lucky after all....

This is the orientation video....watch out for my uncle's sarcastic laugh...



But overall, our family loves this new kitten. It is well fed and taken care of.
Micheal....welcome to our family....

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Reports 3.

-Examination pressure is now pulverising the happiness of lower 6 Alpha. The class seems alot quieter nowadays. This is due to the fact that a streaming process will take place based on the pupil's achievement. Good luck all 6 Alphans!

-Chemistry is so far the toughest subject for most 6 Alphans.

-Jeffrin had made his decision to stay in the Physics class as well as he is determined to remain as President (Monitor) of lower 6 Delta.

-The MHS administration did a ridiculous attempt by awarding the form 3 pupils a certificate for every subject they excelled in. Even pupils which only achieved one 'A' out of 7/8 subjects were awarded a certificate of excellance.
Advice from the public: Present the awards only to those who excelled in all 7/8 subjects. Be fair to those who had tried their best.

-Public speaking competition: Won first place by English Language enthusiast, Lee Ming Yuen.
Kit Fai indirectly humiliated the public speaking competition as well as himself by talking rubbish during the whole competition, says representative Jared Gan.

-Johnathan and I finally found a reasonable Chemistry tutor. To those who are interested, please contact or confront us.

-The school did not plan the photograph session properly. They should arrange the class photograph session to be held after the streaming rather than before the streaming.

-The disciplinary board had not yet taken any actions on this "naturally occuring" event.
-Kit Fai is being more and more absurd these few days...

-What is the first thing that crosses your mind when seeing this picture?


-Hamsters are intelligent creatures.....feed them regularly...
Or they'll feed themselves...

-Let us have a moment of silence for the deceased...
-Cheerleading competition on the 29/7/2009 at either the Dataran Pahlawan or Mahkota Parade- 2pm. Come one, come all, support our school team!

-Chan is extremely poor in acting...


-A lot of physics students are beginning to question Miss Julie's ability to teach. But to me, she is devoted to her work and tries her best to find out the answers for her students. That is enough for a person to be labelled as charismatic. Advice: To the physics students, understand Miss Julie's method of teaching and use it for beneficial means.

-Winford Goh and Shushilan is believed to be taking Mr.John Lwee Wan Sim as their maths tutor soon after a report that their previous maths tutor is not really in his golden era.

-As Cleanliness monitor of Lower 6 Alpha, I finally caught the culprit(Lumei) responsible for sweet wrappers on the floor.
-Lower 6 Alphans are abnormal....

The March for Blood.

Sorry my dear readers for the outdated blog. School life is quite a busy one if I can say so myself. Most of you would have probably heard this story, but I'll put it up anyways for those who does not know...

THE MARCH FOR BLOOD

19/7/09...the day when everyone thinks about blood. Its the day of a Blood Donation Campaign. Participated by the very young as well as those in their golden ages. It is due to these enthusiasm that the campaign went on rather smoothly...

Here are some of the eventful pictures...


Free balloons were distributed to the participants...

and surprisingly, Kit Fai seems to love it...



Specially made badge for the march....

Before the march....



This march is similar to the "Youth Day" march except this one is a little less tiring...



The gang too seems to be having their share of fun....




Though this day is quite enjoyable...others hated it. Especially those who are late for work.

Some even decided to take their breakfast while waiting for the crowd to descend...

Aerobics after a long march!!


The Red Crescents doing the workout...




and definitely not forgetting Kit Fai...(Am I imagining it or is Kenny smelling his arm pit?)

Friday, July 17, 2009

Report writing (comedy. Plz read)

HOW TO WRITE A REPORT FOR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS

Report writing can be a pain in the ass if you have no idea what the format is. Imagine it during SPTM! Here, with a little help from my lab assistant, Wai Meng, will show you how to write a lab report.










- AIM :To determine the hardness of a punching bag



- HYPOTHESIS: Punching bags are soft!




APPARATUS
AND : Human beings and a punching bag
MATERIALS




PROCEDURE :
1.) The punching bag is first hung on the ceiling.
2.) The experimental human being is used to ram the punching bag.
3.) Experiment is repeated using another human.
4.) Datas are recorded.

THIS IS HOW YOU PERFORM A LAB EXPERIMENT.




DATA : Serious injuries.




CONCLUSION: Do not misunderstand the punching bag. Hypothesis rejected!




PRECAUTIONARY : Do not hit the bag with excessive force.
STEPS








P/S :This stunt is performed by trained professionals (Wai Meng and I) who took long hours of
training and skills. Please do not try this at home.










Bloopers

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Reports 2...

-A lot of physics students (especially from Delta) are considering the change from science stream to arts stream due to the inability to understand their physics lecture and tutorial...

-The old boys of MHS (whose name I do not know) told me that the current teacher's staff room was once the loo.

-Another school campaign was launched in July-"Language Month". In June, it was "Science and Maths" month, previously the school too had launched another campaign in May. I believe the school is trying too hard.

-Take 2...



-L6 Alpha still does not feel the pressure being in the physics class...



-L6 Alpha + L6 Beta

-L6 Alpha definitely prefer the SFI's canteen food compared to MHS's canteen food....


-This is why some Malaysians can never do well in the field of business....
(To those who do not understand, it should be RM0.18 and not 0.18cents)


-MHS's new system of confiscating banned items...



-This is the spoiler for MHS's motto -Here We Strive for Better Things
Even the ceiling fan is not spared from graffiti..




-So much for Jeffrin's enthusiasm to attend a group study...

Moonwalk or Hell walk?

11th of July was the day our nation celebrated the "Youth Day" or "Hari Belia" as well as other continents around the globe (I think). It was nothing much but a frustrating and tiring day after we're tricked to endure the blazing sun and soft droplets of rain by the teachers who did not take our attendance. The only benefit was the experience and the 14 marks for our co-curriculum points.

Here are some of the snap shots....

The gathering....


Only two words I would use to describe this situation....hectic....and annoying.

Wai Meng, Grace, Jeffrin and I...


Mr.Chong doing some handy-works....

Before the march...

The weather is hot and humid...yet the choice is not ours to make...we had to wait till the CM arrives before we can start the march...
Tired and frustrated, Jared decided to meditate...



Finally, Datuk Seri Ali Rustam arrives (Did I get his title right?)

When you give a person free caps and in large quantities....


Our Future MPP...

Willy and Matthew...

And we too have a "On-the-move" cap vendor (Sivarama)


Yup, Siva's open for business...(100% profit since the caps are cost-free)

The march to hell....

All seemed to be ready and energetic...


But in the end...all enthusiasm is lost...


And thanks to a few people borrowing my umbrella, I've got myself a sun burn...ouch!


At the final destination...

It drizzled and then it shined....this is the 2 consecutive weather processes that we endured when our "Leaders" gave their speech under the comfort of shade and the coolness of the ceiling fan...

Sun Blazing...

Drizzling+sunshine...
And when everyone's suffering....this freak(Weijie) is enjoying himself as well as his co-curriculum marks...